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Last night we hosted T2 (thanksgiving 2) at our apartment in Bed Stuy, with the theme this year being “blacklight.” Truly, one of the most tripped out dining experiences I’ve ever had. Someone best described the evening as a “lost boy’s feast,” (“Hook”):

because we mainly hogged out on cakes, frosting, shredded coconut, starches coated in melted cheez whiz, meringue, candy, marshmallow, devilled eggs, meats, popcorn, chips, flaming hot cheetohs, etc… We sure were lucky this year with this potLUCK! With the majority of the dishes people brought being of a vague processed sweet or salty flavor, underneath a blacklight, we were all definitely left with the feeling, “what the fuck did I just eat?” and “who cares!” Thanks to Erika Neola for taking these sweet photos.Here are some photos of food:

Dana Strasser made this very elegant pineapple meringue.


Those devilled eggs were so trippy, and so was that FACE!!

Jess Laskosky made this elegant chocolate cake with marshmallow icing, garnished with candy buttons and decorative windmills.

Even these cheap plastic utensils looked very elegant underneath the blacklight.

In the tradition of T2, we prepare TWO birds, this year they were “baby turkeys” (wamp wah), but very moist and delicious. They came out during dessert time, after people had already fully gorged themselves on frosted cakes, candy, and macaroni. I did not get any good photogaphy of the birds this year except for this blurry shot that I took:

This particular chicken was brined and basted in MOUNTAIN DEW and stuffed with crunchy CHEETOHS. For the basting sauce, I made a mountain dew reduction to intensify the citrus flavor. The second chicken was brined in salt and honey water, glazed with honey (because honey looks like uranium underneath a blacklight), and stuffed with WHITE BREAD.
To enhance our dining experience, Lisa Ramsey was on make-up duty. We wound up doing make-up on each other as the night progressed, and here are our weird results:

Here is Coco, one of our favorite faces of the evening.

Chris Duffy had this skull on his face to match his t-shirt.

Zachariah Durr went with a “text” approach.

Daren has some very confusing make-up done on him.


Shawn Lovejoy took advantage of “chiaroscuro.”

Erika Neola has something that is tribal themed done to her by Shawn Lovejoy.

Pete Koelsch reenacts Edvard Munch’s “The Scream.”
Here are some others:




Afterwards, after everyone had left, we turned the lights back on and realized what we had just eaten (Erika Neola did NOT take these sloppy photos):





Here is a photo of our evil-looking blacklight chandelier:

So in conclusion, foods that we found to have reacted well underneath a blacklight are:
- honey
- tonic water
- meringue
- devilled eggs
- candy buttons
- shredded coconut
- icing
- potato chips
- pasta
- meat bones
Foods that did NOT react well were:
- chocolate
- fried rice
- meat
- baby corn
- black beans
- salad greens
- onions
- NERDS
This T2 was truly a very valuable learning experience. On a final note, here is a photo that looks like a cat’s face, do you see it?:

Happy T2!
put this on your calendar.

r u ready for this?

It’s actually for SUNDAY Dec, NINTH (9th). Bed Stuy. Blacklight T2 (thanksgiving 2).
RSVP with Lisa Ramsey.

What is great for breakfast? That’s right! Heavy, greasy and starchy FOOD!!! This morning for breakfast, Lisa and I prepared a SINFUL meal, a subtle variation on the American classic dish of “biscuits and gravy.”

Notice how ORANGE this gravy is. This is because I used very cheap HOT italian sausage, which has very noticeably red-orange fat pockets in it, which turned the gravy this lovely pastel orange color you see here.
Here is my recipe: Italian Sausage Gravy
- 2 chubby italian sausages
- half an onion
- half and half
- a good fistful of flour
- a good CHUNK of butter
- some water
- S and P
Remove the sausage from the casing and saute in butter and onion. It will look very gross and greasy, but it will smell amazing. Do this till the onions are soft and the meat is thoroghly cooked. Do not drain any of the fast. Add some flour to turn the fat in the pan into a PASTE. Add the half and half and some water. Stir around until you get a gravy consistency. Taste it, season it, serve over waffles.
The flavor of the gravy was also a little CHEESE-like. I think this was a case of “mind over matter” since the color of the gravy was similar to cheez-whiz. Lisa made the waffles in the waffle iron with a simple bisquik-like batter. Very good!! Here are some reactions to the meal:

Mixed reviews!!!!See ya!!
BRRR! That’s a verbatim quote from me this weekend, as the first snowflakes of the winter drifted down upon the Food Party Headquarters. Weather changes instinctively make me crave certain tastes. I suddenly become a little Carl Cookiebaker, anything “mulled” sounds appealing, and a world of all things peppermint or gingerbread flavored opens up at your local grocer.
See, I just referred to a “Supermarket” as a “Grocer”. I start referring to things all “Old Timey” during the holidays, because you want things to be more romantic and Victorian. Spare a ‘alfpenny for a paper of chestnuts, Gov’ner? I got the croup in the PoorHouse, I did. All right, that’s enough.
My fave Christmastime beverage comes from the stovetop of my dear Ma, who created a citrus-based tea that tastes A-mazing, and is a for-real remedy for cough-and-cold symptoms.
We call it “Mrs. Frakers Tea”, after the hippy nature-grandma that my mom befriended in the 60′. Mrs. Fraker was a real whiz in the kitchen, and passed this recipe on to my mother. I served it on the set of the latest Food Party episode to the cast and crew, and it was a energizing hit. Make some! It’s EASY!

Let me begin by saying that this Thanksgiving was food-tastic I have to fit it into TWO blogs. So enjoy part one…
Every year my grandmother and I take a plane to south Carolina to visit our mutual relatives for thanksgiving. I came with camera in hand, and had already announced that this whole meal from baking to concept to travel, would be well documented, and my family was more than happy to oblige me. I also had intended to travel to a few of the places Doan’s favorite foodie website, Hollyeats.com, had graded, but I’ll get to that later…
Let me introduce you to my Mom and Grandmother….

Patty, on the top, is a mother of four, and an avid cooker, and a shift supervisor at BOSCH, her speciality- dodging my little sister and brother’s strange hangups about food, while creating delicious and nutritious meals, on a budget. Helene, lower, is a mother of five, a lover of good dogs and a good scotch, and an all around cool lady, her speciality… guilt and hearty, budget mom cookery. A knock-out thanksgiving combo.
Here are some of the things we did in prep of making dinner…
Turkey Brining..if you don’t know about brining.. is a process similar to marinating, but with a ton of salt and in this case a pound of honey, and some vegetable stock….make sure the bird is in there tits up!

Taa Daaa! “why’s it so juicy?” Cause I put Xtra flavor in there! OOOHHHH!

I have to admit that this thanksgiving we had a kind of bougie but basic menu, hence why I also made a cranberry sauce from scratch. I got this recipe off of epicurious.com you basically add a cup of OJ and two cups of sugar, a pound of cranberries, and simmer till they pop! Fuck that canned shit!
Another recipe i tried from epicurious.com was the very good, and tasty, sweet potato hash…
3 or 4 pounds of sweet potatoes, cubed, 2 cups of onion- browned in oil and butter, tossed in 1 cup brown sugar, and a tablespoon of pumpkin spice… fry it and eat it!!!
Here is the rest of the spread…..


Starting from the top left, we have canned corn, then mashed taters, and two traditions on the lower left, green bean casserole straight from the Betty Crocker test kitchens. AND on the right, one of my least favorite holiday traditions, which we do only to avoid hearing any groans about it’s absence..giblet gravy, here presented in it’s pre-gravy, post neck boiling form. Much debated, but highly loved by those who can get past it’s texture.

Here my sister’s boyfriend, Neil, shows us just how much he likes my mom’s turkey.
Here is my plate in the process of smothering, notice the Yueng-ling in the background.

Let me tell you, while this was pretty standard as far as Thanksgiving meals goes, that is exactly why it was perfect. We only really tweaked a few things, but it was all in the name of Cuisine. Part Two “A South Carolina Thanksgiving: Onward to Charlotte” coming soon.
