This is Antonio Velotta, and he is so funny and amazing. He is a very talented hair artist who cuts my hair and the hair of many many others.

He recently celebrated his 30th birthday at the McDonald’s at Time Square.


When he was 14 years old back in the nineties, he made these really wild videos with his little sister Cristina. Recently, I offered to edit them down for him for youtube. Here are a few:::
This last one is Antonio pretending to be Lorena Bobbitt. NSFW!! Play at your own risk!!

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October 13, 2009 at 7:11 PM
davekrofta
“DO you ever listen to DC talk?”
“yes.”
“I can tell.”
October 18, 2009 at 1:19 PM
erikaneola
wow.
December 29, 2009 at 4:27 AM
Christie Colbert
I seriously one night went to hang out with my friends, we ended up coming back to my friends house to watch movies. They showed me Food party… and I loved every minutie of it. Your seriously my hero now!
It was so creative, and astonished me. Esppecially the show when your dress flys off and you have the “naked, pussy kat” on and then dive down for cavir. I busted up laughing.
thank you. I love the creativeness it reminds of of the creative wacky things I think of at times.
April 21, 2010 at 1:30 AM
misslisa
i watch this a lot at night